I promised Tim that I would stop picking at my face, lest he call the producers of "Obsessed" and submit my profile as a compulsive zit-popper.
However, a small mountain has been forming on my chin for the past three days, and this afternoon it began a colonization uprising, and I'm afraid that soon it will attempt to procreate, and must be stopped. Evacuation to commence at eighteen hundred!
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Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
3 years ago
What, no photo?
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ReplyDeleteThe evacuation was unsuccessful. The inhabitants refused to budge, and instead re-populated and hunkered down underneath a scab. You don't want photos of that. However, I believe that the small country on my chin has decided to form an alliance with my forehead, so now I'm going to have to bring in my own reinforcements: Proactiv.