Friday, January 29, 2010

Elevator Etiquette Continued

What you say when you exit an elevator to find someone directly in front of you, already attempting to shove their way inside: Excuse me.

What you want to say when you exit an elevator to find someone directly in front of you, already attempting to shove their way inside: Get the hell out of the way, you self-absorbed ego-maniacal pig.

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