Dear Darling Brother,

I suspect that you don't let your children read my blog. The reason I suspect this is because they have not once made comments about the blog, and those children do not keep their opinions about anything to themselves.

I am under the impression that Aunt Nanci's blog is banned because I occasionally use the work "fuck" and you are under the impression they have never heard this word before.

Either that, or because I have been known to refer to sex, and you think they don't know what that is either.

The only other reason I can think of is that it is because you don't want me to form a deep, meaningful and lasting relationship with my nieces. To which I argue that they could learn an awful lot of valuable lessons from me, and beg you to allow me to mold their young minds.

The world could totally use another me, and sadly, I do not plan to procreate.

Lovingly,

Your Favorite Sister
(oh don't deny it, the other one doesn't read this blog either.)