Things I Said I Would Never Do

But yeah, I'm doing them:

• Become one of those annoying Florida drivers who does not use turn signals. I'm in the turning lane, you should know where I'm going.
• Become one of those annoying people who talks about their pets like they're my kids.
  
• Become one of those crazy Floridians who goes into hypothermic shock when the temperature drops below 50 degrees.
  
• Become the married woman who stops working out. I'm married, he's stuck with me no matter what I look like.
  
• Become one of those losers who discusses Lost theories with anyone who will listen.