I was very confused this morning, because I woke up to my alarm going off. Why is this confusing? Because it never happens.
My alarm is set for 7:30AM, but Tim leaves at 7:00AM, and the instant he shuts the front door, the cats are yowling to be fed. (The know better than to do this to him. He will lock them in the bathroom or chase them around the house until they find cover and shut up. Apparently he is the alpha male, and they have no respect for me.)
But this morning my alarm went off.
I opened the bedroom door to find Azrael just staring at me longingly, and Hades lounging on the couch.
I called Tim at work.
"Did you feed them?"
"No. But someone got into the closet and they fed themselves. Do not feed them."
At this point Azrael has take up his usual yowling, but Hades is still lounging.
"Azrael seems hungry."
"He's trying to trick you. Do not be fooled!"
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
3 years ago

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